Friday, December 28, 2007

Billa and Tamil Cinema.

Lately, I've been spotting post after post, review after review relating to Ajit's Billa or SRK's Don. For those of you late in the game, Billa 2007 is directed by Vishnuvardhan (PATTIYAL fame) which is a remake of the Rajni starrer Billa, which itself takes credit from Chandra Barot's DON (later done by Farhan Akthar with SRK last year.)

Apparently, the film is turning out to be a good grosser but the critics aren't liking it. By critics I mean those who aren't kissing up (ala Sivaji hype) from sites like Behindwoods, Sify, Indiaglitz to an extent. Recently, I had stumbled upon Searchindia.com's blog (owned by Rekha) who reviews from New Jersey here in the States and this is what she had to say about Billa:


The worst piece of Billa was Ajith’s pathetic performance. Prancing about like a Korangu than a seasoned actor, Ajith looks wooden in most scenes. There’s absolutely no range in his emotions or his dialogue delivery.

One of the crucial scenes in the old Billa is when the Deputy Superintendent of Police (Balaji) convinces a street performer Rajappa (Rajnikanth) to impersonate the don after Billa’s death. That memorable scene was handled with great finesse by Rajnikanth but completely messed up by Ajith in the new Billa.

But wait, there's more...

While the story of the new Billa - filmed mostly in Malaysia - broadly follows that of the old Billa, the remake’s story is disjointed with a careless screenplay that is frequently jarring. To put it succinctly, Billa is the eponymous story of a ruthless criminal and the efforts of the police to capture him and his gang.

Although a movie belonging to the action genre, much of what passes for action in Billa, whether the car chases, the killings or the fight scenes, are downright pedestrian and have been beaten to death in other movies. Hardly anything to write home about let alone savor.

Even the opening scene in Billa in the airport hangar was nothing extraordinary.

Adding to viewers’ agony in Ajith’s Billa are the two so-called actresses Nayantara and Namitha.

For much of the movie, Nayantara goes around wearing skimpy black attire and an ugly frown. And she looks bad in both. Nayantara is worse than Sripriya (in the old Billa) who was worse than Zeenat Aman in that 1978 Hindi film Don, which inspired the original Billa in 1980.

As for Namitha, who plays Billa’s moll, will someone please tell this fat tramp that a gravity-defying bosom is no substitute for acting. Her song-dance scene Naan Meendum in Billa inflicted heavy pain on our eye-balls and ear-drums.

Yet, I loved this comment:

In the Seval Kodi song, Ajith looked ridiculous prancing about in jeans while everyone around him is dressed in religious garb. Is there no limit to nonsense?
Now I can't comment on Billa since I haven't seen it. But for the most part, I would say that Rekha is on target when it comes to reviewing. Thanks to the leakage of the film from youtube and other video online sites, the new Billa looks good thanks to Ajith, but the rest leaves a lot to be desired. Take last year's Don 2006 for instance. SRK lived up the role. The casting was dead-on perfect. Nothing useless or anything of that sort. The highlights of that Don was the technical stuff and of course, the much-talked climax. Here, this Billa doesn't seem to have J.J nor the climax. So really, the film was predictable and can be termed as a "typical masala." From the footage that I saw from youtube, the casting was sort of good. The only apprehension I had was with the molls. For instance, why was Nayantara frowning for? Did she have a bad stomach-ache? Didn't really suit her well. Maybe she looked uncomfortable in those skin-spandex clothes (bikini footage, vethalaya song, etc.) Next is Namitha. The scene where she's half-naked while talking to Billa (Ajith) made no purpose. First and foremost, Namitha is a fat tramp as Rekha puts it. She's right. Get on the freaking treadmill fool!

Rediff reviewers both gave Billa dismal remarks. Take a look:

Vishnu Vardhan's film suffers from stupidity. In the opening sequence, which is elaborately choreographed with the camera moving from behind a car and an airbus, Ajith throws a Coca Cola can in the air to distract not six men who have their guns trained on him. All six gape at the can as Ajith whips out two guns from his back (aka John Travolta [Images] in Face Off) and shoots them dead. The technique is impeccable. The camera is in all the right places. The special effects showing the can rotating in the air is believable. The guns look cool. After the shooting, there are even empty cartridges on the floor. Slight problem, though. Why do six men, all of them trained to kill, look up at a can when they have the most dangerous man in Malaysia in front of them?

Beacuse it's Tamil Cinema. The lack of intelligence in films have been evident. Films like Sivaji are well-known than intelligent films like Mozhi or Paruthiveeran or the recent, Evano Oruvan. Ask any tamilian, and they'll yell out "Sivaji than yenna namma thailvarkku padam than!"

Here's more:

Director Vishnuvardhan seems to have been in a dilemma as to whether to focus on Ajith or give the film well-etched characters. There are too many diversions in the form of female cleavages in the rain forests of Malaysia and garish sets.
Again, this is the major problem in the recent tamil directors. While the story may seem wafer thin, half-baked, and illogical (read Sivaji and ATM) they "itemize" it with glamour dolls and molls in the form of Mumbai models or former Bollywood actresses. There you have it. Rajni's Sivaji was so wafer thin, they had to get the Rajasthan turned-Tollywood actress Shriya to shake her assets for Vaaji and go prancing half-naked for the rest of the song(s). Yet, the film makes money thanks to the hype surrounding it. Blame the actor's ego, the hype, or the glamour. Or you could blame the rasigan (fanbase). Fans LOVE to have repeat audiences. That's why crap masalas like Sivaji run so long that eventually, Shankar just gets more appreciation to dish out even more repetitive stuff. Hello Mr. Shankar. How about another "Boys". Give us a break from your "Vigilante turned hero turned matrix-rip-off guy?" It's really wearing thin.

Frankly, Ajith has shown potential as an actor over the years. When we were in the kaadhal kathai age (mid 90s), films like Aasai and Kathal Mannan proved immensely for the "thala." Even the recent "Kireedom" was a relief to his mass image. I strongly believe that if Ajith ever wants to come up to the heights of Kamal or Mohanlal, he has to experiment more. The same can't be said for Vijay. He's been pretty much screwed with mocking the great telugu hits like Pokiri (Watch the TELUGU one people! The DVD's with subs are out!) Ghilli, and Aadi. The latter was a disaster while the other was a hit. Blame Prabhu Deva for spicing it up with Vadivelu's repetitive antics for the B/C audiences. For Vijay, mass is important, story takes a backseat ala Rajnikanth.

That's Tamil Cinema in a nutshell. Now I know why Mani Ratnam left Kollywood for good.


Wednesday, December 26, 2007

[YEAR-END] Bollywood and Kollywood

Finally, the year has come to an end! The last official releases up North for the year were Aneez Basmee's WELCOME and actor-turned-director Aamir Khan's TAARE ZAMEEN PAR (Expect a review later today.) From the recent reports, both films have opened to full houses and postive response. For Akshay, it's another hattrick for him after back-to-back hits with Namastey London, Heyy Babyy and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. Down in Tamil Nadu, the latest to release this month was Ajit Kumar's Billa 2007. A remake of the Rajnikanth starrer in the 80s [which takes it's origin back to Chandra Barot's Don and Farhan Akthar's remake of last year with SRK] the film has taken a huge opening [as proven by the star's track record] and a good to excellent response from the audience.

Both sides aside, let's have a look at the hits and misses of last year.

Bollywood:

JAN:
GURU - HIT
SALAAM E ISHQ - FLOP


FEB:
BLACK FRIDAY - FLOP
UNDERTRIAL - FLOP
TRAFFIC SIGNAL - AVERAGE
EKLAYVA - FLOP
HONEYMOON TRAVELS - AVERAGE

MAR:
NISHABD - FLOP
RED - FLOP
WATER - FLOP
JUST MARRIED - FLOP
NAMASTE LONDON - HIT

APRIL:
BHEJA FRY - HIT
KYA LOVE STORY HAI - FLOP
TA RA RAM PAM - FLOP

MAY:
LIFE IN A METRO - HIT
CHEENI KUM - HIT
SHOOTOUT AT LOKHANDWALA - HIT

JUNE:
FOOL N' FINAL - FLOP
DHARAM - FLOP
RED SWASTIK, MP3 - FLOPS
JHOOM BARBAR JHOOM - FLOP
AAP KA SUROOR - THE MOVIEE - HIT
AWAARAPAN - FLOP
APNE - AVERAGE

JULY:
BOMBAY TO GOA - FLOP
NAQAAB - FLOP
PARTNER - HIT

AUGUST:
CASH - FLOP
GANDHI MY FATHER - FLOP
CHAK DE! INDIA - BLOCKBUSTER
BUDDHA MAR GAYA - FLOP
MARIGOLD - FLOP
HEYY BABY - HIT
RGV KI AAG - DISASTER

SEPTEMBER:
DARLING - FLOP
DHAMAAL - HIT
DHOL - HIT
JOHNNY GADAAR - FLOP

OCTOBER:
GO - FLOP
BHOOL BHULAIYAA - HIT
LAAGA CHUNARI - FLOP
SPEED - FLOP
JAB WE MET - BLOCKBUSTER
NO SMOKING - DISASTER

NOVEMBER:
OM SHANTI OM - BLOCKBUSTER
SAANWARIYA - FLOP
DHANA DHAN GOAL - AVERAGE
AAJA NACHALE - DISASTER

DECEMBER:
DUS KAHANIYAAN - FLOP
STRANGERS - FLOP
TAARE ZAMEEN PAR - (COLLECTIONS UPTO 25 crores+
WELCOME - (COLLECTIONS UPTO 25 crores+)

Total
Hits/Blockbusters: 15
Flops/Disasters: 29+
Averages: 3

Comments:
Not great comparing to the success ratio of last year. Adding the hit status of TZP and WELCOME doesn't change everything though However, next year is full of surprises such as Tashan, Jodha Akbar, Ghajini Remake, Shortcut, and more.

KOLLYWOOD

JAN:
Pokkiri - Blockbuster
Aalwar - Flop
Paruthi Veeran - Blockbuster
Mozhi - Blockbuster
Pachakilli Muthucharam - Flop

FEB/MAR:
Muni - Flop
Vyabaari - Flop
Thirumuhan - Flop

April/May:
Unnale Unnale - Hit
Mayakannadi - Flop
Koodal Nagar - Flop
Maduraiveeran - Flop
Naan Avanillai - Blockbuster
Chennai 600028 - Blockbuster
Parratai Engira Azhagu Sundaram - Flop
Periyar - Blockbuster

June/July:
Sivaji - Blockbuster
Kireedom - Blockbuster
Veerappu - Hit
Thottal Poo Malarum - Flop
Aarya - Average
Pallikoodam - Average

August/Sept:
Marudhamalai - Hit
Sathum Podathey - Average
Malaikootai - Average
Tamil M.A - Average

Oct/Nov:
Kannammochi Yennada - Average
Azhagiya Tamil Magan - Flop
Pollathavan - Hit
Vel - Hit
Machakaran - Flop

Dec:
Billa 2007 - Hit

Total
Hits/Blockbuster: 14
Flops/Disasters: 12+ (includes small films not in list (source: sify.com))
Averages: 6

Comments:
Seems that thanks to Billa, Kollywood has reasons to rejoice. Though the stats are nowhere near the greatness of 2004, it still looks better. However, the hits/Blockbusters seem to be on par with Bollywood's. Expect Vikram's comeback with Bheemaa, Kamal's Dasavatharam, and more next year.

Verdict: Both states have done 50% hits and 50% flops. Highlights of Bollywood would be the following: GURU, CHAK! DE, HEYY BABY, BHOOL BHULAIYAA, OM SHANTI OM, LIFE IN A METRO, CHEENI KUM, AAP KA SUROOR - THE MOVIEE. Kollywood had POKKIRI, MOZHI, PARUTHIVEERAN, CHENNAI 600028, POLLLATHAVAN, and BILLA

Monday, November 26, 2007

Billa 2007 Music Review

In short, the much awaited album ends up becoming a carbon copy of Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy's chartbuster Don - The Chase begins again. Yuvan Shankar Raja, who hadn't had a good chartbuster hit since Sathum Podathey's "Pesiguren", seems to be going the "Himesh Way" and I'm not talking about his nasality (he's got Raja-sir's genes yaar!) I'm talking about his repition. Details follow...

Take the Billa Theme for instance. While Don's Revisited and Chase Begins Again themes were phenominal, the rest of the song seems to be stock tunes from his earlier hit with Director Vishuvardhan (ironically, the one directing this remake) Pattiyal. Time-pass I guess.

My name is Billa ends up becoming a short remix with some unclear vocals of singer Naveen. It's a track that's still needs time getting used to. For that, we blame MSV. Not for his music, but rather our habitual growth with the SPB tune.

The other two tracks, Naan Muttum (a pale copy of "Yeh Mera Dil" [DON] and Sei, not being the "Aaj Ki Raat" [DON]. Just imagine Sunitha Sarathy or some pop singer with some techno jig and groove and bam, there's your filler tracks.

Sevval Kodi [Maurya Re] is proably the best track I've heard in this album. For that we must thank Vijay Yesudas for giving me the grace of de-grading this review. I'm not sarcastic. Great instrumentals!

With bated breath my favorite song of the 80s Billa was "Vethalaya Pothendi" by Malaysia Vasudevan [Their version of Khaike Paan Banaraswala.] Here's it's all jazzed up with some kuthu-ized percussion and there's your remix. Add in Shankar Mahadevan and subtract the "Vasudevan" out while shooting it in "Malaysia" (pun intended). Again, it's more or less gone the way of the recent Vijay flop movie Azhagiya Tamil Magan's hit track "Ponmagal Vanthaal." This also goes the same for "My Name is Billa."

In the end, Billa 2007 ends up being an average album. In comparison to this remake and Last year's blockbuster in hindi,the latter had some great tunes. Here's it's all re-mixed and re-jazzed instead of the "Stealthness" it Enjoy "Sevval Kodi" and "Theme Music" and forget the rest.

Rating: ** 1/2

Sunday, November 11, 2007

[MOVIE REVIEW] OM SHANTI OM (2007) [HINDI]

D-Day is finally here!

After witnessing much speculation to whether Farah Khan could dish out another hit after MAIN HOON NA, Farah can now "Lage Raho" with her directional journey. After watching OM SHANTI OM, you'll end up with a smile on your face and a good sense of humor to tell. Forget SAANWARYA, OM SHANTI OM is the way to go!

The story: Flashback to the 70s, Junior artist Om Makija [SRK] has aspiring dreams of becoming a huge superstar but he also has a love corner for sweetheart star Shantipriya [Debutant Deepika]. However, consequence lead him to discovering that all time big-shot producer Mukesh Mehra [Arjun Rampal] is said to be married to his sweetheart and what follows is Shantipriya and Om's deaths leading to their reincarnation of present day era.

Farah deserves full marks for satirizing the film industry back in the 70s and today's standards.Namely the following: [SPOILERS below contain scenes. Be Warned!]

- The use of stock fotage from KARZ's "Om Shanti Om" track featuring reshots of director SUBHASH GHAI and SRK and FARAH KHAN [Sp Appearance.]

- Pappu [Shreyas Talpade] explaining the rise to stardom with the sur name of "Kapoor" or "Khanna."

- The Melodramatic scenes with Om's ma and beta.

- The South take [MADRAS RAJA] by SRK as Rajinikanth.

- Dreamy Girl [Obvious take on DREAM GIRL]

- South heroines dominating back then [Shantipriya perhaps?]

- The Manoj Kumar Episode.

- The Filmfare ceremony [Abhishek spoofed in Dhoom-5, SRK spoofed in Johar's off-repeated "Phir Bhi Dil Hai NRI" and "Main Bhi Hoon Na" and Akshay Kumar [sp. Appearance] for "Khiladi Returns" (Best of the lot as well!)]

and many more...

However, credit goes to the editor [Shirish Kunder] for making the film worthwhile without anything unwanted. Superb! Camera by Manikandan and Art by Sabu Cyrill cements the film's picturization glossy look overall. Vishal-Shekhar give one of the best soundtracks till date after TAXI 9211 and JHANKAAR BEATS. The 31 star track and the Dasataan track were the best of the lot.

SRK is indeed awesome in the film. Given his 70s trend or his present trend. Khan shows more proof of competence in any given scene, time, and reaction. Period. Newcomer Deepika is promising as compared to the heroines who debut, never get this much scope. But Farah deserves max kudos for giving Deepika the max footage to shine. Shreyas Talpade excells as sidekick artist to SRK as Kirron Kher does to being the melodramatic maa.

Overall, OM SHANTI OM is a masala that's got everything a Manmohan Desai's film's got. Strongly Recommended. Go have a blast!

Rating: ****/5

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

[MUSIC REVIEW] TAARE ZAMEEN PAR (2007) [HINDI]

Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy have come a long way from their conventional compositions. From DILAGI to the popular DIL CHAHTA HAI to the recent JOHNNY GADAAR. This time, they teamup with renowned actor/producer and directional debut, Aamir Khan. His film TAARE ZAMEEN PAR is known to be a children film. Given the number of child films we had in the past, barring Mr. India and Hanuman, none of them have lived up to the audiences nor the box-office's expectations. But from viewing the promos of the soothing music from the team of S-E-L, One knows the film may be the key to reviving a genre among the Indian audiences. If English films can do it, why not us? Anyways, lyricist Prasoon Joshi [RANG DE BASANTI, FANAA, and the upcoming GHAJINI] gives us the meaningful and beautiful poetic verses in these 8 tracks.

TAARE ZAMEEN PAR (5/5)
Shankar Mahadevan is excellent. All credit must go the Prasoon, the background music and the chorus.

KHOLO KHOLO (4.9/5)
Think Pritam's "O Meri Jaan" but less hard rock. Nevertheless, it's got some great guitar and vocals.

BUM BUM BOLE (4.8/5)
A fun-filled song featuring Mr. Khan in some dialogue bits. Otherwise, Shaan goes with ease in this awesome song. Take a few times of hearings to get it sunk in.

JAME RAHO (4.6/5)
Again, it's in the phase as KHOLO KHOLO but it's got Mahadevan's vocals with some soothing music. A catchy song.

BHEJA KUM (4.7/5)
A satire on school punishments, the song is presented in a hard rock like fashion. A must hear for those who deal with such situations. *laughs*

MAA (5/5)
Shankar's back with another soft rock song. This time, it's maa. A real melody and great meaning, it sorta makes you cry. Another pick of the album. Gives me some nostalgia to the QSQT songs by Jatin-Lalit.

MERE JAHAN (5/5)
With an english prologue, the song carries off to an guitar piece accompained by chorus, Adnan Sami brings in the emotion to the music and the song. Badda-bing-badda-boom, you're sunk into the song. Great instrumental and chorus background should be noted.

ISHAAN'S THEME (4.9/5)
Composed by Amole Gupte, it brings in the international standards of piano music all together. Something that you would hear at a restaurant.

Overall, Aamir khan and the team of S-E-L must applaud themselves for bringing themselves one of the best and melodious album of the year. Forget SIVAJI, AZHAGIYA TAMIZH MAGAN and SAAWARYA, this is where the TRUE music is. Picks of the album include the title track, Kholo, Jamhe raho and Mere jahan.

Rating: *****/5

Thursday, November 1, 2007

[Rant/News] Diwali Mela 2007 (Saanwariya vs OSO and South releases]


November 9th can't come soon enough.

With just about a week left-over till D-Day (D being the Diwali Day), both Sony Pictures and Eros International aren't leaving any stone unturned. From televised promos to fashion shows to press meets to guest appearances and news channels. Yes folks, I'm talking
about the forthcoming biggies: "Saawariya" [Sanjay Leela Bhansali] taking on Om Shanti Om [Farah Khan].

The latter's film comprises of Shah Rukh "King" Khan, Shreyas Talpade and newcomer Deepika while Bhansali's magnus opus consists of the next generation of kapoors, Randhir and Sonam. Already both films have become the rage and talk of the towns as recent releases (ala pre-diwali films) have been nothing short of but flops. The onlyexception to this is Priyadarshan's "Bhool Bhulaiyaa", which is declared "Super-hit" and still running packed [A remake of Malayalam classic, "MANICHITHRANAZHU".] Reasons for the flops? Blame the "Clash of the Titans" of course!

If I had to choose over a film, I definetely go for Om Shanti Om and here's why. Before you folks decide to go and brand me as an "SRK fan follower" or "SRK fan" what so ever, let me explain. Om Shanti Om has all the makings of a blockbuster. If memory serves backto 2004, when her debut film "Main Hoon Na" released, it was filled with speculation and doubt because people didn't believe that Farah had it all to become a director. Yet her film was declared one of the biggest hits of that year and people were waiting for what Farah hadin store. In Om Shanti Om, the story retells about Reincarnation. The closest thing to what we got to reincarnation was Salman's "Hello Brother" and Arjun Rampal's "Moksha" to which both were disasters in that subject. However, Farah has a theme to the 70s and the promos and trailers looks damn impressive. All she has left is to decide how the audience takes it. Secondly is the music. Vishal-Shekhar have earned a big niche for themselves in Bollywood today (they were also music mentors for Zee Tv's SA RE GA MA PA Challenge 2007.) With hits of SALAAM NAMASTE, TAXI 9211 and JHANKAAR BEATS behind them, the duo-composers have successfully earned themselves a musical hit with Om Shanti Om. Songs like "Ajab Si" and "Main Agar Kahoon" are still playing in local stores and cd players while popular charbusters like "Dard E Disco" and "Deewangi" are fast dance numbers and popular among the public
post their music release.

If you remember last year, SRK had DON ( a modern remake of the Amitabh Bachchan starrer) while Salman had JAANEMANN (Shirish Kunder's debut, Farah Khan's husband) pitted together in October 2006. The former had been declared a blockbuster while the latter ended up becoming critically acclaimed but a commercial dud. So really, SRK has the market of making any of his film a hit at the Box Office (Chak De India is a prominent example of this.)

Now let's talk Saawariya. It's a Bhansali film so you expect big production values and glittering humongous sets and whatnot. Recently, he's been faltering somewhere along the line. If you guessed music, you're absolutely right! The Saawariya music was released withgreat fanfare but in terms of public opinion is really...mixed. Barring "Jab se tera" and the title track, the album is nothing really special. It's more or less below average. I distinctly remember the
days when he and Ismail Darbar were an item. They gave us the classic"Hum Dil De Ke Chupke Sanam" and his version of "Devdas." Numbers like "Aankhon Ki", "Dholna Re", and "Dhol Baaje" are still legendary to the public's ears to this very day. By the time the split had spread word,
people were in disappointment that the classic we all loved was now defunct. His last flick, Black [A remake of MIRACLE WORKER] managed to flop at box office but no one really cared about that MD of his. Monty Sharma, an unknown name to all, can't really get his notes right. The
rest of the album is a pass muster and there's no repeat value in them in comparison to Om Shanti Om.

As far as story goes, it's taken from an Italian film classic. Debutants Randhir and Sonam make look fresh and energetic in the promos, but the story looks like a typical Muslim - Hindu tale. We were dragged into one called "Veer-Zaara" 2 Diwali's ago and now it seems to be the case again. However, rumors are agog that it's a tale of Randhir's character who observes muslim Sonam, who awaits her lover, Salman by that infamous bridge you see in those damn promos. Rani as the prostitute observes Randhir and gets that "feeling" going on and whatnot. Knowing Bhansali inspired route, this is LIKELY the case. The big question is: Will the debutant Kapoors live up to their household names? Will Bhansali score another hattrick?

Down South, Kollywood's (Tamil Cinema) awaiting Ilayathalapathy Vijay's forthcoming film "Azhagiya Thamizh Magan" (Handsome Tamilian.) Already the songs tuned by Mozart of Madras, A.R Rahman are a hit with the crowd with numbers of "Ellappugham", "Nee Marlyin Monroe" and "Kelamal". However the suprise packet is the "Ponmagal" remix from the old film, "Sorgam" [Starring the late Sivaji Ganesan.] The film also stars Sivaji fame "Shriya", Namitha, and "Lollu Sabha's" Santhanam. It's said to be a non-remake so let's hope actor Vijay gets it right this time after the critically panned Pokkiri. Also releasing this Diwali is Priya V's [KANDA NAAL MUDHAL fame] film, Kannammochi Yennada. Starring Prithviraj and yesteryear actor Satyaraj, it's another breezy entertainer from the helm of a former Mani Ratnam assistant. The music by Yuvan Shankar Raja have already already become chartbusters. Other major releases down South include MAACHAKARAN [Jeevan (Thirrtu Payale fame)], POLLADHAVAN [Dhanush] and the possiblity of VEL [Surya]. Again, nothing spectacular compared to last year's VARALAARU but ATM and KY should be big starrers while the rest depend on audience's taste.

Monday, October 22, 2007

[MUSIC REVIEW] Azhagiya Thamizh Magan (2007)[TAMIL]

Rahman needs no introduction. Neither does Vijay, or as he's fondly called by his fans: "Illayathalapathy."

After smelling success with Sivaji the Boss, Rahman dishes out with Azhagiya Thamizh Magan. Coming up with 6 numbers that are picturized with the likes of Vijay, Namitha and Telugu star, Shriya, fans have been eagerly waiting to see if the Mozart of Madras has more in store after his last outing.

First things first: Rahman's ATM is indeed a STEP better than Sivaji. I have given him every pot-shot for his laziness in Sivaji and as a dedicated Rahmaniac from his debut days, I had him on my number 2 list, number 1 being Isaignani Ilaiyaraja (who could forget those Agni Natchathiram, Dalapathi, Nayagan, Mouna Raagam, Idhaya Kovil, Vikram, Varsham 16, and other classic hits?) Rahman then continuded to surpass my expectations and from then on, he began to dish out chartbuster after chartbuster after chartbuster. For that reason, we must credit heavily to Mani Ratnam [ROJA-GURU] and to directors like Shankar [GENTLEMEN-BOYS], K.S Ravikumar [MUTHU, THENALI, PADIYAAPA, VARALAARU], Ram Gopal Varma [RANGEELA], and Subhash Ghai [TAAL, KISNA]. Why? For their ability to visualize the music that synched beautifully with the film. It was like that for the majority of the 90s. Today, Rahman manages to give us the good stuff but honestly, he had faltered in the past. Rang De Basanti was peppy, Guru was class but Sivaji the Boss wasn't extraordinary. It was okay music. Barring Sahara and Vaaji to a certain extent, the rest of the album dissappointed big time. Balleilakka was something that he took from Devuda of Chandramukhi, the majority of the numbers were more or less rap numbers indianized and that Athirade song was just...ambiguous to understand with all the mumbo-jumbo going in the background.

Aside from all that nostalgia, let's have a look at the songs.

ELLAAPUGAZHUM (A.R Rahman) Rating : 4/5
The song is most likely Vijay's staple intro song. The whole song as a whole has heavy shades of Anbe Aaruiye's title track. It's got Vaali's lyrics so you know the song will have some meaning. Despite being a sentimental song about poor people and thangachi doting and etcetera etcetera. Probably the best of the Vijay songs after that sad Pokkiri and his recent crop of masalas.

KELAMAL KAIYILE (Saindavi & Sriram Parasarathy) Rating: 3.8/5
It's a more or less your eurobeat number mixed with some addicting choral sirens. It's got a Rahman stamp all over it. However it's got a heavy "Sahara" hangover from Sivaji mixed in and "Ilamai" from Varalaaru. Nevertheless, Vidyasagar favorite, Sriram Parasarathy and newcomer Saindavi excell here.

MADURAIKKU (Benny Archal and others) Rating: 2/5
Remember that popular song from Thenali, "Hoja ye" and that recent Pokkiri mass number "Pokkiri Pongal?" It's basically that with Pravin Mani's version of "Baila Re" from Little John. Skippable as it's your staple village track. It's strictly so-so.

NEE MARLYIN MONROE (Ujjanee and Benny Archal) Rating: 3.9/5
Pretty good song and I would've rated it even higher if it weren't for the dubakoor english thrown into the song. Is it me or did you guys get shades of Boys songs "Girlfriend" and "Maro Maro". Cause I did. It's a good song and I have a feeling that the female voice, Ujjanee is from that Zee TV Winner of Sa Re Ga Ma Pa : Ek me aur Ek Tu. Because if that's not her, I don't know who is. Only the mozart can confirm this ;)

PONMAGAL (Aslam and others) Rating: 2.9/5
How ironic it's sounds so familiar to Bluffmaster's "Sabse Bada Rupaiya." It's a passable track but the beats and background music make up for it and the grace rating. It's your typical remix like song but Aslam is a good singer. Some later parts of the song has the tune from "Inisai."

VALAYAPATTI (Naresh Iyer, Ujjanee, Madhumitha) Rating: 3/5
Your average duet. No more shall be said.

On the whole: AZHAGIYA THAMIZH MAGAN is a TRUE Rahman album that you leave a lasting impression. Forget Sivaji, AZHAGIYA THAMIZH MAGAN can be added as one of the top albums of 2007 along with the likes of MOZHI, CHENNAI 600028, KIREEDOM, KUMARAN, BHEEMAA, KANNAMMOCHI YENADA, SATHUM PODATHEY and now this. Only con of the album has to be the Madurai track.

Rating: ***.5/5

Sunday, October 21, 2007

[SATIRE] The headlines of Kollywood

[CASE: Rajni's antics]

Behindthewoods report - Today the SuperStar ate a cheese sandwich today! It was filled with masala podi and mahalapodi and chickpeas. Fans of the Superstar were rumored to know that it tasted good. However, Rajni denies he said that as he was not available to comment.

Sify.com report - RAJNI EATS SANDWICH! The superstar today had a delightful lunch at a local hut where only middle-class indians can afford. Today, our superstar was seen eating a masala sandwich while his desperate fanbase was watching gleefully. There were rumors going around that Rajni had planned to eat a sandwich as he was fed up with masala dosas and idili's. Remember that Rajini ate a Pizza at Pizza Hut when he got tired of living with rasam rice and sambar!


[CASE: Vijay's ATM]

CATEGORY: ATM Launch

Behindthewoods report - After that blockbuster hit BAKERY, our Ilayathalapathy has signed onto his next venture entitled, NALLA THAMIZHA. There are reports that it's another Telugu import from PRAMANDHA CHEPPANDI but this time, Vijay borrows it from Hindi flop, ACHA HINDUSTANI. Vijay was unavailable for comment as he's too busy watching Mahesh Babu act so that he can copy his style too.

Sify.com report - ILAYATHALAPATHY'S NEXT! Our Ilayathapathy is enjoying the 10 day run of Bakery but now he seems to be in a rush for his next venture, Nalla Thamizha. Rumors are going agog that it's a remake of a Telugu blockbuster Pramandha Cheppandi while disclosed sources claim that it's a copy of hindi hit, Acha Hindustani starring Abhisheshtan Batchan and Kuppaiwarya. Remember that Vijay has a knack of copying films from Telugu such as Naan Okkadu, Pathi, Thirrutu kuchi in the past. Only our Ilayathalapathy can confirm this.

CATEGORY: ATM heroines

Behindthewoods report - Telugu import Shreeka has found success in Baaji: the dish along with Superstar. Even though she can't speak tamizh or have any good sense of acting, she was bagged by our Ilayathalapathi Vijay, who found success with Bakery for his next recycler: Nalla Thamizha. She plays a vulgar lady opposite to our Vijay who's half naked and dances for Ilayathalapathi's front benches and have no lives. Shreeka comments: "I love Tamizh cinema. It gives me good opportunities to do nothing but be concubines to the superstars, the thalapathis and whatnot. Plus, I'm shedding my wardrobe to win acclaim with biased reviewers." Also casted opposite Vijay is Vambitha, the obese actress with 0% of talent. She also comments, "Finally, I get to play Vijay's bodyguard in a song sequence. It's my long time dream to shake my flabby body along with Ilayathalapathi even though I've made claims that I'm not fat in the press releases."

Sify.com report - Sreeka and Vambitha bag Vijay's next! Baaji the dish is still making waves thanks to repeat audience and piracy! Sreeka, the vulgar heroine has bagged her next recycler opposite to our Ilayathalapathi in Nalla Thamizha. Vambitha, the obese Shakeela, has also bagged Vijay's next as well. Sreeka comments that she needed some money after wasting all her Baaji collections on skimpy wardrobes. "In Nalla Thamizha, I have a 5 reels of appearances before I get chopped off for Vijay's sequences." Vambitha couldn't comment on her acting as she's too busy showing off to the public more that what they bargain for...

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

[RANT] Kollywood's heroines [PART I]

Sivaji, ATM, or (insert any big budgeted film with superstars.) What do these films have in common? SuperStars like Rajini and Vijay. Anything else? How about those heroines, hmm? Remember them? Really? Tell me what their so called part of the film is?

.....Time's up! The correct answer is "absolutely nothing!" That's right. Nada, zilch, zero! What they claim to say about themselves in interviews and press? Bullshit. Absolute lies. Today's Kollywood is more or less the "money-spinning " machine for the superstars because nobody cares about "story" anymore. They care about "sleaze", "iterm numbers" or better yet, "hero's figure."

Have a good look, no seriously a GOOD look at the cinema Kollywood MANAGED to give us: Mozhi gave us Jo's blind character, ParuthiVeeran had scope on Priyamani's character, hell, look at Mani Ratnam's films for god damn sakes! Those films actually gave a damn about portraying strong female characters. Even Kireedom had Trisha portrayed as a comical character and that was a tad better than sitting around for Santhanam's crass comedy or Vivek's repeated acts.

Case in this point: Sivaji the Boss. The film was a blockbuster no doubt, but only because of 2 things. 1) Rajni's over-obsessed fanbase and 2) Shriya's sleazy looks. Period. The film didn't boast of a great story or characterization or plot (those who haven't seen it, my advise: avoid it. It's Mudhalvan, Gentleman and Indian remixed.) Every tamil forum site I visited during the film's release period, they all rave about Shriya's performance. What performance? Did I watch a different film or were they just wiping the drool off their faces from watching her vulgar dance steps and skimpy costumes that makes the film border an U/A rating. In fact, the irony here is that Rajini's character in the film boasted of her as a simple "tamizh" girl, yet the song sequences have a different story to tell.

Still don't buy it? How about that rumbum called "Thiruyadhal Arambam?" It's got Dhanush playing that shady version of Rajni's Mr. Bharath right? Nope. Go ask anyone in the blasted forums or ask any cinema crazy person down South. Nope. People remember Shriya's designer looks, that's about it. As it is, she can't utter a single tamil word [read Koffee with Anu episode] nor manage any kind of acting skills. She's basically another "wooden face." She's only face for her "valley girl" roles that REALLY don't boast much off. Going by the latest "ATM" snaps, it's basically Sivaji Mark II only Masala Monkey Vijay's taking over Rajni's role. I pray that the film gets bankrupt.

Speaking of "ATM" how about that "Namitha?" Remember that *big* article about how she's "reportedly" lost all that weight and crap?" Guess what? You've been BS'd again! I love it how the media sites like to mess with the human mind whenever the news of "ZOMG! Rajni's doing a film with t3h Mani Ratnam!" Yayz!" OR "Rahman's t3h awesome's cauz he's got better muzak skillz than copy-cat Jeyaraj!" Back on Namitha, just have a good look at this pic: http://www.behindwoods.com/image-gallery-stills/photos-4/tn-award/tn-govt-film-award-12.html.

So in closing, would the directors and writers of the film actually give a damn about the heroine instead of portraying her as a "front-bencher", or a "pointless' character, cause it really beats the purpose of making the movie. Heck, I think this is why directors like Priyadarshan and Mani Ratnam vowed to never come back to Kollywood again cause of this kind of situation. Going by our present situation, it sure looks like it.

Be sure to catch Part II, where I'll slam more on portrayals in movies [Asin, Bhavana, Jo] and more!

Monday, October 15, 2007

KUMARAN (2007) MUSIC REVIEW [TAMIL[

Dubbed Telugu films continue to make a mark in Kollywood. Be it "Udamba Eppadi Irukku" from Dr. Rajashekhar [Their version of the Sarath Kumar release, "NamNaadu"] and the latest Trivikram release, "Nandu"[Athadu], this next one is also a dubbed film and it's got the common factor of Trisha and Telugu Superstar, Mahesh Babu [Last seen in dubbed latter.] This one hails from the Telugu disaster of last year, SAINIKUDU. Aside from that, the film boasts of creative numbers from Kollywood's happening maestro, Harris Jayaraj. After Bheema, Jayaraj dubs his Telugu chartbusters into Tamil witht the help of Viveka Snegan, Paruthi and Na. Muthukumar [KIREEDOM fame]

Tippu and wife Harini give it their best with "Oru Banaram." Originally sung by Indian Idol 2 Runner-up, N.C Karunya, one wished that the latter could've re-sung the popular chartbuster in the Tamil version. Nevertheless, Tippu manages to emulate Karunya while Harini supports aptly. Malathi also joins in with a viliage tone during the song. The song is somewhat inspired from the popular A.R Rahman hit, "Chaiyya" from "Dil Se."

Newcomer: Senthil Dass joins in with "Go Go". A phenomenon in Telugu, one wonders if did justice to the Tamil dub as well. Supposidly, it's the title track. You're the judge for this one!

The other numbers: "Nizhal Endrum" and "Byla Baylamo" are good mass numbers that would give people a run for their money, or better yet, an encore.

Sadly, Anuradha Sriram falters with "Sorgathil". The Telugu version was apparently a big hit next to "Banaram" but as far as the Tamil dub goes, it's more or less an average track.The last one "Pombala" by Anu Sriram and Karthik is a good duet number. Should also be a chartbuster as well.

Overall, Jayaraj does a decent job in dubbing the tracks from the Telugu film. One wishes that him or the associates had recycled his singers from the original into this album. It is what Mahesh Babu [who has marketed the Tamil dub] should've thought of before dubbing the songs into Tamil. Nevertheless, enjoy "Oru Banaram", "Pombala" and "Go Go" while the others are time-pass. Unfortunately, the film bombed badly last December and it's uncertain how it's fairing in Tamil Nadu. Still, the album's worth a hear.

Rating: ***.5/5

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Movie Review : DHAMAAL (2007) [HINDI]

From PARTNER to HEYY BABY, seems that Comedy films are the only way to success. Which brings us to our next case: DHAMAAL. Indra Kumar directs this wacky comic laughathon that will leave you all in splits. Right from the word, "go" the situations, the humor, the funda, everything seems to gel out well, therefore giving the right prescription to humor.

To sum it up: DHAMAAL suceeds in giving you the laugh treatment you awaited for all the time. Ek dum jhakass seems more like it.

4 bums [Arshad Warsi, Riteish Deshmukh, Aasish Chaudhary, and Javed Jaffery] are idiots in life, until they meet up with a dying man [Prem Chopra] who assists them in the secret of the burial of 10 crores in a resort in Goa. Along the way, they meet up with selfish people [Sanjay Dutt], [Asrani] and the Baba singh, who also in pursuit of the money. The rest of the story then unfolds.

While the first thought from the film deviates the plot from Priyadarshan's MALAMAAL WEEKLY, it's actually directly lifted from videshi hit RAT RACE [2001]. Nevertheless, the scenes with Sanjay and the bus kids are hilarious while the portions with Aasish Chaudhary are unbelievable. These guys know how to act in elan!

However, all credit must go to Javed Jaffery. Probably one of the outstanding peformers after Tusharr Kapoor's dumb act in GOLMAAL (2006). Second comes Aasish Choudhary for his mimicry, then Riteish and Arshad. Sanjay the rest are competent and make their presence felt.

On the whole, DHAMAAL is time-pass paisa vasool entertainment. Go watch it for laughs!

Rating: ****

[FEATURE] Amul Spoofs

The famous Amul butter from India has spoofed so many things that are filmy related. Take a gander at what is what for yourselves, then we'll help out if you're lost.





Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Music Review: Om Shanti Om (2007) [HINDI]

Farah Khan, the choreographer turned director [Main Hoon Na (2004)] is one film old and already she created waves in the Hindi film industry.

The film boasts of King Khan's return to Farah's direction after 3 years. Khan, who's Chak De! India has be declared super-hit, is riding high on it's success and he hopes to continue his winning streak with this film, Hirani's next and S.Shankar [Sivaji the Boss fame] with "Robot". Also in the cast is debutant, Deepika Padoune [Kannada fame], Shreyas Talpade and other stars.

Music director-duo Vishal-Shekhar composed some retro tracks based off the films. In the end, we can forgive them for the hip-hop that was CASH and success with OM SHANTI OM.

Main Aggar Kahoon (4.9/5)

If it weren't for the Ilaiyaraaja hangover for this track, the song would undoubtly be the best of the lot. Sonu Nigam is back in form after along time. Must have been a heavy toll for the singer with his tours, his newly born kid and stuff. Shreya Goshal supports aptly with Nigam after a long time.

Dastaan-E-Om Shanti Om (4/5)

A dark and gutsy song with some great organization. The main problem is that it's got Shaan croon for the dark and gruff-like song. Nothing wrong with that. I just felt that he was decent but I strongly feel that a singer like M.G Sreekumar, one of my favorites would've been rocking in this track as song but I guess the background score makes up for it.

Ajabi Se (4.6/5)

The songs seems strikingly familiar. Can't remember where. Anyways, KK's decent, if only they roped in Vijay Yesudas for this, the song would undoubtedly be the best. It's okay in the end.

Dhoom Thana (3.4/5)
The tracks' just average. Nothing remotely interesting aside form Goshal's voice and that Date's vocals.

Deewangi Deewangi (4/5)
Another good song. But did they really have to repeat the same "retro" tunes. I under stand it's a "retro" movie but jeez man! Hard to differenciate!

Dard-E-Disco (5/5)
Best of the lot. Go Sukhwinder saab!

On the whole, OM SHANTI OM is pleasant album to play anytime anywhere. To be frank, it's a step up to that slow poke OST that is the latest SAAWARIYA.

Rating: ***.5/5



Thursday, September 6, 2007

Movie Review - RGV ki Aag (2007)

Let's put speculations and criticism to rest. Yes, it's a remake of the all-time blockbuster SHOLAY. Yes, somebody is crazy enough to remake it. Yes, it's our very own Ram Gopal Varma, who's given us hits like SHIVA, RANGEELA, RAAT, SATYA, COMPANY, BHOOT and the recent, SARKAR. Yes, it's consisting of a pretty-darn A-list such as Amitabh Bachchan, Mohanlal, Ajay Devagan, and Sushmita Sen. Yes, it's got Varma's favorite, Nisha Kothari as Basanti, sorry Ghungroo, the rickshawala, and debutant Prashant Raj as Jai, err Raj.

I'm not going to be like every damn critic and blsat RGV immediately by flaming that this remake sucks or I warned you before and so on. Instead, AAG is convential. There are certain parts of the movie that have Varma's stamp all over it. In the end, the film doesn't end up becoming a SHOLAY copy but rather SHOLAY directed by RGV.

No point in going over the tried-tested story but as far as performances goes: Mohanlal steals the show, or rather the movie. He proves to the other artists, why he's Kerala's most sought actor and national winning too. Second comes Amitabh Bachchan, who is highly competent as Babban Singh. Surely, Amjad Khan would be proud of him. Though he gets a bit carried away, he still stands tall for the juniors. Another competent performer is none other than Sushmita Sen.
Out of the the juniors, Prashant Raj makes a confident debut with the right body language and Characterization. Ajay Devagan is okay. Nisha Kothari is average.

As far as music goes, Mohile goes over the top with the background score making it too cheesy. But some songs that are worth listening to: Mehbooba, and Jee Le. That's about it.

On the flip side, the second half could've been trimmed better. The prem kahani was unecessary as well as Rajpal Yadav's comedy irritation.

On the whole, RGV ki AAG is a brave attempt and daringly different from Sippy's original classic. Too bad the junta has declared it the biggest disaster of the year since JHOOM BARBAR JHOOM.

Rating: ***

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Music Review - Bheemaa (2007) [TAMIL]

Vikram and Harris Jayaraj are back! After rendering hits like SAMURAI, SAMY and the most recent ANNIYAN, the two come together for his next biggie, BHEEMAA. Also comprising of actors Trisha, Prakash Raj, and Raghuvaran, the movie had been delayed several times due to the overrated Rajni film, Sivaji. Now it looks like it will be a Deepavali release this fall. With lyricists comprising of Pa. Vijay, Thaamarai, Yugibharati, and Na Muthukumar, the album is sure to be chock full of melodious tunes. Take a look.

Ore Mugamo consists of singers Krish (of "June Pona" - Unnale Unnale fame) and of course, the Naresh "Roobaroo/Paathshala" Iyer. An interesting melody that starts off slow and ends up becoming a very good piece of music. Not a regular tune that we've observed with Jayaraj in the past.

Mudhal Mazhai is simply superb! Why you ask? Well for starters, it's rhythm is beautifully maintained throughout the whole song. Secondly, we have the legendary Hariharan and graceful Malathi who croon behind the track. Thirdly, the song is so tempting that it's recommended that you hit the "repeat" button on your CD player because it's worth listening too again and again.

The title Ranga Rangamma may imply a village track background. When in reality, it's really a track that's percussion full of good stuff. If you thought Vijay Jesudas got the bitter end of the stick in Sivaji the Boss (his track was the best of the album, but got jipped for time compared to Udit Narayan's version) then you should listen to him in full potential with this track. Joining him is Hindi pop singer, Kailash Kher. What's even suprising is that for an Bollywood singer, he impresses for his tamil debut with his flawless tamil diction. Swarnalaya also supports for feminity.

Siru Paaravaiyaale is also another asset to the album. Singers Karthik and Harini are known voices in the industry. As always, Karthik provides the kid-hearted self as the male vocals while Harini does the same. The highlight of the track is probably the assigned instrumentals inbetween the verses. The whole track is full of excitement and fun-filled melody.

Ragasiya Kanavugal brings the "Vaaji Vaaji" duo back again. Yes, I'm talking about Hariharan and Madhushree. The two of them do what's best in this track and I'm going to stop there.

Enadhuyirae is the final track of the album. The only thing that seperates the vocals from the female voices (Sadhana Sargam, Somya Raoh, Chinmayee) is the debutant singer Nikhil Matthew. Probably one of the gems of the album next to Kannum Kannum Nokia and Sami da...

Like I had said before, BHEEMAA is chock full of beautiful tunes that should not be missed. Mudhal Mazhai, Siri Paravaaiille, Ragasiya, and the rest of the songs are something that go beyond the orthadox that we were used to hearing from Jayaraj all the time. This time, Bheemaa's tunes sends the Jayaraj detractors idilli to their face. Move over Sivaji, Bheemaa is here!

Rating: ****1/2

Monday, August 20, 2007

Movie Review - Kireedom (2007) [TAMIL]

Remaking a Malayalam classic into another language isn't very easy. The remake version of the original may sometimes succeed or it may sometimes flop badly. Like Joesph's Vijay's success with GILLI [2004] from OKKADU [2003] but flops with AADI [2006] from ATHANOKKADE [2005]. Hence why production houses often dub the originals rather than remake them.

Director A.L Vijay gets it right with KIREEDOM. By changing the subtlety from the Malayalam version into Tamil, he's not only given some commercial factors into the film but some outstanding performances. In a nutshell, KIREEDOM works big time. The film would've ended up becoming something hard-hitting hadn't been worth for the climax change (Post July 28th release).

Rajkiran plays a police inspector who dreams of making his son Sakthivel [Ajith Kumar] a police officer. Once Sakthi receives the letter of appointment from the Head of the Police department, Sakthivel and his father train to overcome all obstacles and at the same time, share a strong bond between father and son. In the process, Sakthivel meets Divya [Trisha] and she falls for him. Meanville, Rajkiran encounters an MLA son and arrests him for notable consequences but then gets entangled with rowdy don Vardhanrajan [Debutant Ajay]. In the process, Sakthivel resorts to violence after watching the devastation of his father by the rowdy don. How he recuperates with it soon follows.

As mentioned earlier, the tamil remake does a splendid job of pacing and balancing the acting and showcasing the chain of events. The only downside of the film is the abrupt climax done by request of Ajith fans. I pity them for the climax would've made me rate the film even higher.

Music by GV Prakash is outstanding. All the songs linger in your mind but Kannavellam and Kaneer Thullaye stand out the most. In fact, these songs are much better than the bash of musical dysfunction that was Sivaji. Camera by Tirru is brilliant while the writing by Lolithdas and Muthukumar show effficiency.

Hats off to Rajkiran and Ajith for the outstanding performances as father and son roles. Watch for Ajith in the pre-interval/ second half as he scores in full rate. Trisha excells in her part. Moreover, she's gorgeous. Ajay as the villian is strictly okay. Vivek, Santhanam, and V.M.C Haneefa tickle your funny bone to an extent.

On the whole, KIREEDOM is a family entertainer. Box-office wise, the film has acclaimed hit-status and should grow even bigger. Strongly recommended.

Rating: ****/5

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Movie Review - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) [ENGLISH]

Normally I never do reviews for English movies but I insisted on reviewing this "hyped" up sequel to the last 4 (The first two being gems and the 3rd being bad. 4th was good.) Warner Bros brings us the 900 page book onto the silver screen.

HARRY POTTER gets some stuff right and the rest well, not so right. The pacing in the whole film probably one of the biggest problem with the film. 30 minutes into the film and you're left to either snooze off the rest of the film or to become restless because the film is testing your patience.

Another problem with HARRY POTTER is that the film gets too dark and some of the dialogue is hard to understand or digest (mainly Rupert Grint/Ron's lines.) In a nutshell, HARRY POTTER doesn't live up to the book standards or the popcorn standards of entertainment at all. It just makes you wanna leave the theater immediately.

No need to go into plot detail since it's based off the book. But as far as Acting goes, it's a Dan Radcliffe show all the way. In fact, it would be right to state that all the kids have grown up right from the SORCERER'S STONE. But the actress who really surprises you is the character of Umbridge. She does her part fantastic as per the book's characterization. However, several parts from the book were chopped off to fit the movie within 2:30 hours of duration. I would imagine seeing them in deleted scenes perhaps?

On the whole, HARRY POTTER 5 is critically dull and ambiguous but it will face a tough B.O competition to the supreme TRANSFORMERS, which is already raking more money as we speak and to the August releaes: RUSH HOUR 3, BOURNE ULTIMACY, and more.

Rating: **1/2

Monday, July 2, 2007

Music Review - Kireedom (2007) [TAMIL]

After the much hyped "Sivaji - the boss" has finally released, the fans can now heave a sigh of relief and await their "thala's" next. Kireedom is a said remake of the Mohanan-Lolithdas 1989 Malayalam hit by the same name. With the treatment given by director A.Vijay,an associate of Priyadarshan, one hopes to give Ajith a much needed hit after that disaster that was Aalwar. But lets put that aside and focus on the music composed by G.V Prakash Kumar, better known as ARR's nephew who gave us VEYIL earlier this year. Kumar manages to salvate you his mesmerizing music that you would want to listen to all the songs (Vilayaadu is an exception but more on that later.)

"Vizhiyl" kicks off the start of the album with a nice background score and instrumental interlude. With singers Sonu Nigam and Swetha behind the voices, you are immediately sold for the song. Multiple hearings are a must for this track completely. This love duet is undoubtedly, G.V's uncle's early works in play. Also, Snnu has a better diction/prounciation than Udit "Sahana" Naryanan.

"Kannavelam" by Karthik and malayalam singer, Jayachandran give their soothing voices in this next soft melody. A situational number more or less but as I heard multiple hearings of this exact number, I started to enjoy it more than the first track. It's really catchy, especially Jayachandran's lines.

"Akkam Pakam" by Sadhana Sargam is another song in contrast to "Vizhiyl". Full credit goes for her tamil diction and prounciation. A rare thing that most northies can't do well (Yes Udit "Sahara" Narayan, I'm talking about you definetly.") Anyways, another addicting track with shades of ARR and Harris Jeyaraj. Another must hear.

They say all good things come with a stand-out. And I'm really taling about "Vilaiyaadu". Shankar Mahadevan has a good voice for kuthu/introduction numbers but did the album really need one? I understand that it's an Ajith film and to them [fans], an introduction song is truely a must. Like Rajni fans who insisit on SPB for Rajni's voice and whatnot. Anyways, the song is the usual hearings you hear in every Ajith movie, but honestly, it sticks out like a sore thumb.

"Kaneer Thuliye" by Vijay Yesudas makes up for the sore thumb that was in the last track. Though there are heavy shades of "Ae Ajnabi" from "Dil Se", the track shows Yesudas's versatality just like his father did in the past. Yesudas may have been jynxed with "Sahara" in Sivaji - ths boss, but this song truely makes up for the loss that was Sivaji. ARR's loss is G.V's gain indeed. The last song is a theme music compsed by Prakash Kumar himself. Something that should be looked forward to during the movie.

All in all. G.V Prakash deserves full marks for the awesome album that is Kireedom. A step up over his uncle, one hopes that he continues to give good music like this. Aside from "Vilayaadu", the album's worth picking up indeed!

Rating: ****1/2

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Movie Review: Sivaji - the boss (2007) [TAMIL]

The much awaited movie directed by S.Shankar, who gave us hit movies since the early 90s [Gentlemen, Kadhalan, Indian, Muthalvan, Nayak, Boys and Anniyan]. With a mammoth star cast like Superstar Rajni Kanth, Vivek and telugu heroine, Shriya Saran, you would expect the producers [AVM Saravanan, M.S Guhan] to give the audience a winner or rather another "Chandramukhi" [Currently celebrating it's 804 day and whatnot.]

Unfortunately, Sivaji is purely for the masala goers. There's no story or plot that's "Shankar" that is rather told in an interesting way like his last Blockbuster, "Anniyan". When you rope in a star who's identity is known to his fans by his mannerisims, you then conclude that the story itself took a backseat and instead, Shankar whipped up something from the archives which in the end, ended up becoming a Varalaaru, or rather a poorly-told masala. Heck, even Chandramukhi [which I disliked] was probably a latter better of Rajni film than this one.

The story: Sivaji is an NRI, who returns from the states to open up a hospital and whatnot. With a comic sidekick, [Vivek], they encounter financers, including the villian [Telugu star, Suman]. Along the way, he falls form tamizhselvi [Shriya] who intially doesn't fall for the hero but later marries him despite the astrologic predictions of his death. The rest of the film deals with him acquiring black money and turning it into white money and the usual "bad guys finish last" formula.

Let's talk about what worked and what didn't work. The story dervives from several films, A.R Murgadoss's STALIN, K.V Anand's KANA KANDEIN, Shankar's own GENTLEMAN, INDIAN, MUTHALVAN, Shahrukh's ONE 2 KA FOUR, and K.S Ravikumar's PADIYAPPA. You would think that after delays of releasing the film and keeping the film's premise under secrecy would've paid off right? To say that Anniyan did the copying from Gentleman, Indian and Muthalvan is an understatement. Anniyan was unique in screenplay because it was about society's reform. Sivaji's just rehashing the done-to-death plot in a cliched fashion. Same goes for the revenge theme.

Another problem with Sivaji was the amateurish treatment. Namely the following:

I) The romance between Tamizhselvi and Sivaji
II) The emphasizing of the Jadagam of Sivaji's presumed future
III) The stunt scene at the movie theater.
IV) The songs improper placement.
V) While Vivek's in form again after a long time, he tended to get irritating later on. Some of his unwanted jokes could've been cut.
VI) Shriya's costumes. Ironically enough, Sivaji wants a tamizh like bride that's all normal and dresses normally, yet the songs seem to show a different side...
VII) The "bald" treatment.
VIII) Rajni's parents.

Some of the sequences work well:

I)Some Rajni references in a comical style was a good tribute to the star.
II)MMS Sivaji receives in jail.
III)The mimicry scene. Bringing in Mayilsamy, Chinni Jayanth and Dhamu was a nice touch.
IV) Suman's scenes.

Technically, Sivaji is brilliant. Camera by K.V Anand is superb. The graphics team deserves accolades for the overally look. The editing though [Anthony], could've been a bit more tighter. Art by Thotta Tharani gives a methaphoric design to the film. Choreography by Lawerance and Prabhu Deva could use some more work.

Music by A.R Rahman disappoints. Barring Sahara and Baleilakka, the rest of the numbers pass muster. The background score is a tad better than the soundtrack itself.

Rajni isn't an Morgan Freeman or Amrish Puri, but he just does what he does best that's about it. Shriya Saran is wasted and gets limited scope. Moreover, she needs a crash-course in acting. Suman excells and is a revelation. Vivek is in form again but his comic-timing is unwanted in some places. Manivannan and the supporting cast make their prescence felt. Nayantara [sp. appearance in Baleilakka] needs to lose the flab.

Overall, Sivaji is gloss and glitter minus the screenplay. Commerically and from a fan's perspective, the film will prosper because it's a Rajni film.

Rating: **1/2

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Movie Review - Pyaar Ke Side Effects (2007)

It's a rare treat these days to get such different themes of movies instead of the same old "dishoom-dishoom" or the typical "Yash Chopra triangle or rather repeated Switz locales". That statement best describes Saket Choudhary's debut film "Pyaar ke side effects". With a cast comprising Art hero, Rahul Bose and "Mayya Mayya" Malika Sherawat, and more, the film boasts of good performances better than the nightmare that was "Bheja Fry".

We are introduced to a couple [Bose and Sherawat], who question each other's comittment to marriage. It's when Bose starts to go haywire and come up with a paniking like answer in order to pay attention to the cricket match than his own girlfriend. Bose then narrates to us his flashback to a wedding where Trisha is getting married (duh). Bose himself is an RJ for that same wedding and decides to take a break from all the rapping and whatnot. But when he leaves the wedding, he finds that the bride too escaped from her wedding as she didn't feel ready for comittment. Years later, Bose itnroduces us to his friends, his wise sister, brother-in-law, roommate who can't get a date and Trisha's evil friend (ala Dracula). The rest of the film deals with what a typical American romantic comedy goes with.

While the lead actors were great, the plot was resemblent to some videshi movies seen countless number of times. But the scripting and plot is different and suited for a desi audience at least in my humble opinion. The only con I had with the film is that second fiddle heroine (baby doll or something), she was god damn awful. Her lips and wooden face was unbearable to watch.

Otherwise, have a ball and watch the film. You won't be disappointed.

Rating: ***

Movie Review - Bheja Fry (2007)

Summer's finally here (well for those in the US at least.) With great pleasure, I took the time to rent out some of the films released earlier this year and I got a chance to view them. One of the few is the flop-turned-hit, "Bheja Fry." Naturally, you wonder what's the film got to do with cooking or better yet the cooking item itself? Well for starters, the film has no relation to the eatery nor it has to do with cooking. It's in fact a comedy. Not a Priyadarshan type comedy but infact a simple comedy that lasts nearly 95 minutes.

The story goes like this: Ranjeet Thadlani [Rajat Kapoor] is a music exec who wants to launch new singers. At the same time, he has some on and off martial problems with his wife [Sarika]. He hears off a devoted and talented singer by the name of Bharat Bhushan [Vinay Pathak] and invites him over for dinner. That same day, Sarika leaves him in the dust and Ranjeet stresses every might of bringing her back to his arms. By going through frustrating moments with the obnoxious Bharat, his rivals come friends [Milind Soman and newcomer Bhaivaravi respectively] and of course, the income tax officer, [Ranveer Shorey].

The plot and characterization starts off well but by the time the lead female leaves, the moments with Pathak and Kapoor respectively increased the comical moments and his tension, but in other parts of the film, you tend to feel tired and frustrated by Pathak that you end up sympathizing with Ranjeet himself! At other times, the humor feels forced and the end product isn't very funny, it's unfunny.

Music isn't really much to say aside from 2 songs [One played in the movie, the other in the credits]. Acting wise, Pathak excells, Kapoor gels, but Sarika flops. Soman and the others past muster.

Overall, the film's a strong timepass. Watch with no frustration.

Rating: **1/2

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Movie Review - Mayakannadi [TAMIL] (2007)

Right from Autograph and Thavamai Thavamairandu you expect Director/Actor Cheran to come up with a winner this time. To an extent, Cheran does suceed the viewer but he looses their patience in the 2nd half. Bottom line - Back to rural you go Cheran.

We are introduced to Kumar (Cheran) and Maheshwari (Navya Nair) as hair stylists. Both of them are friends turned lovers trying to come up in Society. One day, Kumar overhears a scheme to becoming rich and he gets Maheshwari to quit their jobs and follow that scheme. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out. The real purpose in life is to get everything that every wealthy person can own. Cheran gets another idea by trying out to be an actor for Tamil Cinema. That also doesn't work out. The rest of the story unfolds such as parents health, money problems and love matter.

Cheran's given his best performance. Watch out for the well-executed scenes such as his acting profile and his scenes with Navya. Navya does okay but she needs to lose some weight. Radha Ravi is adequate. Guest stars, Shwetha Konnur (Malavika), Sarath Kumar, and Arya make their presence felt.

Music by Ilaya Raja strikes a chord in your mind while his Background score (Instrumental of Oyele Yenga...) lingers forever in your heart.

On the whole, Mayakannadi is a average flick that might reflect on your lives but not as much as the Director's past flicks [AUTOGRAPH, THAVAMAI THAVAMAIRANDU].

Rating: ***

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Music Review - Sivaji the Boss (TAMIL) (2007)

Gentleman [The Gentleman], Kaadhalan [Humse Hai Muqabala], Indian [Hindustani], Mudhalvan [Nayak - the real hero], Boys, and Anniyan [Aparichit: The Stranger]. What do these films have in common? Director Shankar and Madras Mozart: A.R Rahman [Anniyan's the exceptional work of Harris Jeyaraj.] With a blockbuster hit maker in his resume, he lifts up the people's expectations with his magnus opus entitled, Sivaji the Boss. Starring none other than Superstar Rajnikanth and Telugu heroine, Shriya Saran, it's produced by AVM. Saravanan of the famous AVM Productions. Now you wonder how I took the so-called music of Sivaji?

Let's be frank here, Rahman doesn't give us hits like Chikku Bukku, Pettai Rap, Uravasi, Telephone Manipol, Shakalakka Baby, Saiyaan, or Sa Re Ga Me. Heck, it's a pale comparison to Shankar's superhit album by popular Kollywood MD, Harris Jayaraj who churned hits like Remo and Kannum Kannum Nokia. In fact, it's no Roja or Bombay either.

To sum things up, Rahman doesn't quite gives us the stuff we all loved and hummed to in the 90s. It's purely a rap album filled with maybe 1 or 2 hummables. Better luck next time Rahman saab.

Athiradee kicks off with singers Sayonara and the mozart himself. Honestly, you have to have supersonic hearing to understand lyricist Vaali's words. It's unbelievable that it's a Rahman composition and yet, he's stumbled upon the likes of America's favorite music genre among the teens. It's more or less a pass muster.

Rahman does make up entirely with Baleilakka sung by none other by SPB, Rajni's lucky mascot. Unfortunately, Rahman borrows heavily from Vidyasagar's Devuda from Rajni's mega-blockbuster, Chandramukhi. The female voice doesn't have depth and fails to impress me. Moving on....

Sahana is probably one of the decent tracks in this album. The only downside, it's rendered by nasal nepali, Udit Narayan. Known for his infamous tamil diction, he does that infamously well here but "Tere Bina - Guru", Chinmayee, makes up for Udit's horrible diction. Probably of the better bgm so far. Maybe a tribute to Kuluwalilee from Muthu?

Vaaji... by Hariharan and Madhusree is a average track. Hari, who's ranked as one of ARR's protege's, fails to keep up with Mozart's beats. Madhu tries as hard to be the south Alka Yagnik but she's got a shrieky kind of voice which makes the track unbearable.

Sahara is probably the BETTER version of the song in comparison to Udit's style. Why? Vijay Yesudas makes a perfect lead male singer in TAMIL WITH SUPERB DICTION and his voice will tell you the shades of Dr. Yesudas. Gomathishree does well in her debut as well. For a very short track, one wonders whether Yesudas got gypped for the dictionkiller that is Udit.

Style and The Boss are nothing by noise. Ignoring the barely understandable wordings and annoying rap music, it's a skipworthy no doubt.

Say what you want ARR-Rajni apologists, Rahman fails to impress me with his comeback in tamil. Even his Sillendu oru Kadhal was beautiful in comparison to this atrocious album. Perhaps next time, we could get some of your Roja stuff or better yet, GURU? Please? Shankar should've stayed with HJ for music and have ARR for BGM.

Rating: *1/2

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Movie Review: Ta Ra Rum Pum (HINDI) (2007)

Flop after flop after flop. Post Mani Ratnam's GURU, seems that the film industry is going through a terrible phase. Granted, movies like Honeymoon Travels and the latest Bheja Fry seems to be average hits this season. Seems that the year that was 2006 could not be repeated. So now it all comes down to this: Sid Anand (assist director of Kunal "Fanaa" Kohli) who's debut "Salaam Namaste (2005) earned a name in the industry. But does he repeat the same success this time with TA RA RUM PUM? To an extent, but they're are some flaws....

Meet Ranveer Singh (Saif Ali) a New Yorker who has a raging passion for race cars. As a NYker, he tries to win over the sponsors with his passions and stuff, but they don't seem to buy his dreams. Until a Gujju man called Harry (Eggactly's Javed Jaffri) sees his talent in action and offers him his dreams come true. Dubbed by the name "RV", he makes a name in the career. At the same time, he falls for Radhika (Rani) whom he fondly calls her, "Shona", Bengali for sweet. Fast foward two song sequences later, and we get the see RV's mindless money spending in wedding stuff, house, cars, etc which he fondly replies, "it's a loan, an installment."Whatever, we get it! Oh and the kids, adorable! Regarding the money matter, the family goes bankrupt and are forced to live in a Bronx type neighborhood, ala DesiYork. The family encounters robbery, starvation, desperate times for money, health and so on.

While the child artists did justice to their roles, Saif and Rani were the best. Give his fathering character or his moneybags character, he simply rocks. Rani as a mother does a decent job, but it's Javed Jaffri who steals the show. If "eggactly" was the phase in SN, TRRP brings his "Mera # Girlfriend said...." Hilarious jokes and at the same time, serious.

Visual-Shekhar give some good tunes, but 2 of them stand out. "Hey Shona" and "Saiyaan." The rest pass muster. The writing point is good, but sometimes, the whole rag-riches storyline is old as hills. But the dialogues make up for it.

So is the film worth watching? Only if you like the artists. Otherwise, watch for timepass.

Rating ***1/2

Movie Review - Unnale Unnale (TAMIL) (2007)

After churning hits like 12B and Ullam Ketkume, cameraman-turned-director Jeeva's latest film deals with relationships. While it's a dead-beaten subject one wonders whether Jeeva succeeds this time. The answer is yes. Jeeva succeeds to a large extent primarly because of the script and it's gripping narration. Ten minutes into the movie and you're a sucker for the film from start to finish. Another plus point is music director Harris Jeyaraj. Chartbusters such as "June Pona" and "Mudhal Naal" are hum addicting. But let's get to the plot shall we?

Karthik (Newcomer Bangalore model, Vinay) is a software engineer, who gets an opportunity to work in Austrailia for a long term project. As he travels to Australia, he encounters his old lover, Jhansi (Anniyan's Sada), whom the two had a fall out in the past year or so. The flashback explains their first meeting at a temple festival along with Karthik's friends (Raju Sundram and Sanath) She gets a liking to Karthik as they meet often, but due to Karthik's habit of flirting with other girls, Jhansi starts to feel jealous or rather obsessive with him and scolds Karthik to the maximum. The result was nothing but a seperation of their relationship. Back to Austrailia, Karthik, encounters the bubbly Deepika (Sarkar's Tanisha Mukherjee, Kajol's sister) who tries to reunite the estranged lovers but in the process falls in love with Karthik as well. The rest unfolds as any other story goes BUT WITH A DIFFERENT KIND OF CLIMAX *hint hint

As far as performances go, Karthik stands tall for a debut. Tanisha, who's last hindi film Neal N'Nikki was a bomb at B.O, regains her stardom with this film. Obviously dubbed, but definetly a hightlight. Ditto goes for Sadha, who steals the show completely with the Preity Zinta of KHNH look. Raju Sundram and Sanath provide you some best laughs in the movie (Watch out for the conversation with his lover, makes you fall down laughing.)

As I said before, HJ derserves kudos for the music as well as Jeeva's camera work. Give Unnale Unnale a watch, a real movie treat!

Rating ****

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Movie Review - Pokkiri (TAMIL) (2007)

If you've seen the Telugu original by Puri Jagan starring Mahesh and Ilena, stay away from this hackeyned remake.

Vijay's comeback vehicle is appreciated by his "fans" and "repeated audience" by his continous streak of mocking larger than life heroes. Basically, it's Simbhu's thunder taken over by Vijay. Can he act? In non-remakes, but this, no-no. It's more or less a masala film but one of those films that would belong in the b-movie category.

You have your wooden face heroine (Asin), the incompetent comedian (Vadivelu) and you have the most successful actor in South India alas he's stooped to the level of stupidity (Prakash Raj). The mimicry hero (Vijay) is a cop going undercover as a gang member. Learning the ways of their precious leader, Ali-bhai, the rest of the story shifts from crass kuthu songs (What happened to the musical master Mani Sharma from the original? The theme, "Yuthamae" should've been the opening track instead of the deadbeaten "Pokkiri Pongal" track.") to love tracks to corrupted policemen back to gang talk, contrived flashback and bam, back to square one.

Dissappointing as it is, the film just reached its 100-day run and still is running. One must wonder that such films in South are going beyond the days because of his fans willing to hurt their eyes just for the star himself or something else. Bottom line: Skip it, watch the original with subtitles.

Rating **

Music Review - Cheeni Kum (2007)

Cheeni Kum is better than Shiva 2006!

As my love for Raja's Mayakannadi continues, I simpyl awaited his next hindi soundtrack, Cheeni Kum. Raja's last 2 outings, Mumbai Xpress and Shiva 2006 haven't been received very well. So is Cheeni kum an acid test for him? Yes. Does he succeed? Yes again. Because unlike Shiva situational numbers and classical background music (Saara yeh aalam paticuraly from Anandan Raagam) Raja goes synth style with these reused tunes of his to fit the Mumbai-tes!

Cheeni Kum (Shreya Goshal) starts off the album by being a tune from Mandram Vantha by SPB (Mouna Raagam,Tamil.) Goshal excells and Raja has changed the beat to a more happy melody compared to the sad original. Same goes for Sooni Sooni (Vijay Prakash) who sounds strikingly familiar to tamil cinema's Unni Krishan? Coincidence? I'll leave that up to you.

Baatein by Amitabh and Shreya is another melodious asset. Taken from Kuzhaloodhum kannanukku’ by Chitra in the original (Mella thirandhadhu kadhavu, Tamil) She and Amitji (who rather voices in the song) do justice to the track. Another feather in the cap for Raaja.

Jaane Do by Shreya again (Must be a Raaja favorite post Devdas!)Taken from Geetha's track "Jothi" Kannada, Shreya and the music sound like they were meant for each other. This is nothing but a must hear.

The last 2 tracks are bgm from the movie.

Overall, I'd say that in comparison to Raja's last with RGV, this albm sounds like a complete winner. Shiva had 1 peppy, 2 raagams, 1 situational and 1 sad melody. Whether as 4/5 tracks are fast paced and are retuned to fit todays standards, I strongly feel that Cheeni Kum is a winner for chartbusters. Go for it if you're a music lover!

Rating: ****1/2