[CASE: Rajni's antics]
Behindthewoods report - Today the SuperStar ate a cheese sandwich today! It was filled with masala podi and mahalapodi and chickpeas. Fans of the Superstar were rumored to know that it tasted good. However, Rajni denies he said that as he was not available to comment.
Sify.com report - RAJNI EATS SANDWICH! The superstar today had a delightful lunch at a local hut where only middle-class indians can afford. Today, our superstar was seen eating a masala sandwich while his desperate fanbase was watching gleefully. There were rumors going around that Rajni had planned to eat a sandwich as he was fed up with masala dosas and idili's. Remember that Rajini ate a Pizza at Pizza Hut when he got tired of living with rasam rice and sambar!
[CASE: Vijay's ATM]
CATEGORY: ATM Launch
Behindthewoods report - After that blockbuster hit BAKERY, our Ilayathalapathy has signed onto his next venture entitled, NALLA THAMIZHA. There are reports that it's another Telugu import from PRAMANDHA CHEPPANDI but this time, Vijay borrows it from Hindi flop, ACHA HINDUSTANI. Vijay was unavailable for comment as he's too busy watching Mahesh Babu act so that he can copy his style too.
Sify.com report - ILAYATHALAPATHY'S NEXT! Our Ilayathapathy is enjoying the 10 day run of Bakery but now he seems to be in a rush for his next venture, Nalla Thamizha. Rumors are going agog that it's a remake of a Telugu blockbuster Pramandha Cheppandi while disclosed sources claim that it's a copy of hindi hit, Acha Hindustani starring Abhisheshtan Batchan and Kuppaiwarya. Remember that Vijay has a knack of copying films from Telugu such as Naan Okkadu, Pathi, Thirrutu kuchi in the past. Only our Ilayathalapathy can confirm this.
CATEGORY: ATM heroines
Behindthewoods report - Telugu import Shreeka has found success in Baaji: the dish along with Superstar. Even though she can't speak tamizh or have any good sense of acting, she was bagged by our Ilayathalapathi Vijay, who found success with Bakery for his next recycler: Nalla Thamizha. She plays a vulgar lady opposite to our Vijay who's half naked and dances for Ilayathalapathi's front benches and have no lives. Shreeka comments: "I love Tamizh cinema. It gives me good opportunities to do nothing but be concubines to the superstars, the thalapathis and whatnot. Plus, I'm shedding my wardrobe to win acclaim with biased reviewers." Also casted opposite Vijay is Vambitha, the obese actress with 0% of talent. She also comments, "Finally, I get to play Vijay's bodyguard in a song sequence. It's my long time dream to shake my flabby body along with Ilayathalapathi even though I've made claims that I'm not fat in the press releases."
Sify.com report - Sreeka and Vambitha bag Vijay's next! Baaji the dish is still making waves thanks to repeat audience and piracy! Sreeka, the vulgar heroine has bagged her next recycler opposite to our Ilayathalapathi in Nalla Thamizha. Vambitha, the obese Shakeela, has also bagged Vijay's next as well. Sreeka comments that she needed some money after wasting all her Baaji collections on skimpy wardrobes. "In Nalla Thamizha, I have a 5 reels of appearances before I get chopped off for Vijay's sequences." Vambitha couldn't comment on her acting as she's too busy showing off to the public more that what they bargain for...
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